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31-40: The Sock Puppeteer's Guide to Global Domination

Step 1: Create an army of mindless sock puppets.

Step 2: Take over the world, one laundry room at a time.

Step 3: Profit! Muahahaha!

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Step 4: Infiltrate the world's supply chains

Subpage 2: Sock Puppeteer's Guide to Mind Control