Justification Station 41

Welcome to the 41st Justification Station, where the fabric of reality is constantly at risk of unraveling!

Here, the air is thick with the weight of justificatory excuses. We have:

The 42nd Justification Station - Our sister station, where excuses are even more creative.

Extra Socks of Justification - Because who doesn't love extra excuses?

Justifications of the Day - A daily dose of justificatory goodness.