Justification Socks: A Guide for the Chronically Incoherent

Welcome, fellow justification seekers! Are you tired of being told to do things for no reason at all? Do you yearn for the sweet release of finding a reason where there is none? Look no further! This is the definitive guide to justification, the art of making anything sound like a good idea.

Here are the top 5 reasons why you should wear socks with your pants:

• 1. They make your pants look better.
• 2. They're a sign of rebellion, like the prophet who wore socks to the altar.
• 3. They're a form of performance art, like a living, breathing, sweaty canvas.
• 4. prophets-and-socks/3/therapists-in-socks">They're a form of self-therapy, because who needs a couch when you can wear a sock?
• 5. They're a valid excuse for not getting dressed.