Justification 5.4: My socks are so fancy, I'm a connoisseur.

You know who else wears socks with sandals? The sophisticated Italian gentlemen of the 1950s! Read more about the refined tastes of European fashion icons

Subjustification 5.4.1: I'm a sock connoisseur, and I'm here to collect them all!

My sock collection is the envy of all my friends. I've got over 500 pairs, and I'm not done yet! Maybe one day, I'll have enough to fill a small museum.

Subjustification 5.4.2: My socks are like art, and I'm a patron of the arts!

I like to think that each pair of socks is a masterpiece, a unique blend of color and texture that adds to the beauty of the world. I've even been known to buy socks just to appreciate their aesthetic.