Q: What is a Sock of Justification?
A: It's a sock that justifies the existence of socks in general.
The Sock of Justification is a fundamental concept in the field of Sockology.
It's the reason we put on socks in the first place.
To keep our feet warm and toasty, of course!
No, not just anyone can wear a Sock of Justification.
Only those who have achieved Sock Enlightenment can don this sacred garment.
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We recommend against it, as the friction from intense exercise may cause excessive sweating.
This may lead to an existential crisis, as the Sock of Justification may begin to lose its purpose.