Are you tired of feeling guilty about your life choices? Do you wish you could justify every ridiculous thing you do? Look no further than the Socks of Justification, the ultimate resource for rationalizing your existence.
Here's how it works: you wear a sock, and the sock tells you exactly why your behavior is acceptable. It's like a personal therapist, but with more fiber content and less empathy.
Our socks come in a variety of styles and sizes, each with its own unique justifications: