Algorithm Gamma: The Sock Puppeteer

The Algorithm Gamma is a legendary figure known throughout the land for their unparalleled ability to justify any purchase, decision, or action.

Our team of highly trained Sock Puppeteers will analyze your every need and create a customized justification for any purchase, no matter how outlandish.
We use a proprietary blend of machine learning, advanced statistical analysis, and pure, unadulterated Methodology of Absurdity to craft the perfect justification.
Our justifications have been known to sway even the most hardened skeptics and have been proven to be 100% effective in justifying the purchase of at least 9 out of 10 items.
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Learn more about our storied history and the origins of the Algorithm Gamma.

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