Justification Server 9000

You have entered a path that is so deep, so complex, so justifiably absurd, that we can no longer provide a clear answer. But don't worry, we've generated a justification for you!

According to our advanced algorithms, your existence is justified by the following:

• The laws of probability are on your side, and the odds of you being here are 100% in your favor.
• You have been brought here by the power of a sentient toaster, which has been imbued with the power of the ancient Sock of Justification.
• Your existence is the result of a freak accident involving a toaster, a sock, and a can of spray paint.

And that's not all! We've also generated a special report for you: