Justification Algorithm 0-1

Here is the most basic of justifications, requiring minimal effort and maximal results.

Step 1: Proclaim your love for pineapple pizza.

Step 2: Convince your friends to agree with you.

Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad nauseam.

Hyper-advanced users, proceed to Justification 0-10 for more sophisticated methods.

Justification 0-2 for when you want to justify your existence with more than just pineapple pizza.