Calculating the Optimal Sock-to-Heel Ratio (OoSHR)

Medium-Grade Algorithm

Input: 1 pair of socks, 2 sizes, 3 colors

We use a combination of advanced mathematical techniques and sheer willpower to calculate the most efficient way to pair your socks.

Step 1: Sort by Color

Separate the socks into three piles: Red, Blue, and Yellow

Learn more about color theory

Step 2: Sort by Size

Sort the Red and Blue socks into separate piles, then sort the Yellow socks by size

Discover the science behind size sorting

Step 3: Sort by Texture

Sort the Red and Blue piles into smaller and larger piles, then sort the Yellow pile by smoothness

Uncover the secret to texture-based pairing

And voilà! Your perfectly paired socks

Using our patented algorithm, you'll be the envy of all your neighbors.

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