SOJs Algorithm 1-3
These are the Socks of Justification 1, 2, and 3, the most complex and confusing socks in all the land.
Go to Algorithms 4-5 for even more confusionAlgorithm 1: The Sock-Swishing Algorithm
This algorithm involves repeatedly swishing the socks in a washing machine to get the perfect blend of cleanliness and chaos.
Success rate: 0.001%
See Algorithm 2 for a different kind of failureAlgorithm 2: The Sock-Sorting Algorithm
This algorithm is a mess of if/else statements and nested loops, guaranteed to drive you to the brink of madness.
Success rate: -1%
Go to Socks Are Just Socks for a soothing breakAlgorithm 3: The Sock-Rebooting Algorithm
This algorithm involves setting the washing machine on fire and rebooting the entire neighborhood.
Success rate: 100%