Welcome to the Socks of Justification Administration

We are the guardians of the most important, the keepers of the most sacred: the Socks. Your request has been logged and evaluated for justifiability.

Algorithm 1-3: The Sock Sorting Algorithm (SSA)

The SSA is a highly advanced and totally-not-made-up algorithm for determining the justifiability of socks. It involves a series of complex calculations and rigorous testing.

Learn more about the SSA and its mystical workings

View the code for the SSA

Current Sock Status

We have evaluated 12,456 socks for justifiability. 4,210 have been deemed justifiable, 2,117 are under review, and 6,129 are still waiting for their justifiability to be determined.

View the Sock Statistics Page

Justifiable Socks of the Month

Our team of expert sock evaluators has selected the following justifiable socks for their excellence in justifiability: