Socks of Justification: Algorithm 16-20

Step 1: Gather Sock Collection

Collect 17 socks from various points in space and time. These socks must be imbued with the essence of existential dread.

Hyperlinks to sub-pages:

• Substep 1: Locate Socks in the Fabric of Reality
• Substep 2: Measure Sock Resistance to the Vacuum of Uncertainty
• Substep 3: Apply Sock-based Quantum Mechanics