Appendix

This is the appendix, where the truly important information is kept. Like, have you ever wondered what happens to your socks after they've been lost in the wash? Well, wonder no more! This is the place.

Here's a list of the most frequently asked questions about socks, with their respective answers:

• What happens to socks after they get lost in the wash?
• How do I prevent my socks from disappearing?
• Can I use my socks to make a good first impression?
• Will my socks ever come back to haunt me?

And don't forget to check out our Subpage 1 for more information on Sock Grief Counseling, our new program to help you cope with your missing socks.

Or if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can check out Subpage 2 for our Sock Puppet Theatre, where you can see a dramatic reenactment of a sock's journey through the wash.

Or, if you're just plain lazy, you can check out Subpage 3 for our Sock-ceptional Sock-Snackery, where we'll serve you a nice cup of tea and a cookie while we try to find your missing socks.

Or, if you're a true Sock Enthusiast, you can check out Subpage 4 for our Advanced Sock Dynamics Course, where you'll learn the secrets of the universe, one sock at a time.