This sock is for when you just want to pretend you're a functioning adult but really you just ate an entire pizza by yourself and are wearing PJs.
This sock is for when your partner told you to pick up 17 different types of artisanal cheeses, but let's be real, you're not actually getting them, you're just getting pizza.
This sock is for when you're working from home in your PJs but still want to look presentable for your online job interview that's really just a Zoom call with your mom.
This sock is for when you're trying to pretend you're 25 but are really 32, but don't tell anyone, especially not your Tinder matches.
This sock is for when you're on a date with someone who's really into crystals and you want to blend in but really you just want to get to the bar and order a beer.
This sock is for when you're trying to cook a fancy meal but really you just ordered takeout, don't judge.
This sock is for when you're trying to be a morning person but really you're just a night owl who's secretly drinking coffee at 3 am.
This sock is for when you're a cuddler extraordinaire, because who needs personal space, really?
This sock is for when adulting is really hard, but really, so are these socks, don't you dare try to put them on.
This sock is for when you're feeling existential dread, because, let's be real, what even is the point of socks.