Algorithm 27: The Sock Puppet Theory
According to our highly scientific research, this algorithm has been deemed 97% effective in justifying the existence of missing socks.
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Key Findings:
- Missing socks are actually sentient beings, trapped in a world of fabric.
- The only way to free them is through the power of justification.
- Justification is achieved through the use of bright, neon colors.