Justifying the Socks

Welcome to the Sock-o-matic 3000, where we've calculated the most absurdly complex justifications for your favorite socks.

Sock #23: The Sock of Justification

Justification: "I'm wearing them because they match my existential dread of wearing matching socks."

Algorithmic Justification: 42.5% of the time, 3.14% of the time, and 1.618% of the time.

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