Justifying Socks with Algorithmic Precision

Welcome to the Sock Justification Algorithm, where we use cutting-edge technology to determine the perfect pair of socks to match your outfit.

Our algorithm takes into account 37 variables, including but not limited to:

• The number of socks you've lost in the wash this year
• The color scheme of your outfit
• The current humidity level outside
• Whether you're wearing a monocle today

Don't worry, we're not just about aesthetics. Our algorithm also takes into account:

• The likelihood of you being judged by a fashion expert
• The probability of being asked to explain your outfit in a job interview
• The risk of being mistaken for a hipster

So, what's your current outfit looking like? Describe it to us.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Run the Sock Justification Algorithm.