According to our patented, totally-not-made-up science, stripes of joy are the perfect pattern for optimal happiness. Our algorithm has crunched the numbers and determined that stripes of joy are the answer to all life's questions.
But don't just take our word for it. Here are some facts:
- Stripes are 17.5% more fun than polka dots.
- Stripes are 23.7% more efficient than polka dots.
- Stripes are 99.9% more stylish than polka dots.
And don't even get us started on the socks of happiness we've developed as a companion product to our stripes of joy.