Justification Algorithm: Step 1/3 - The Sock Drawer of Despair
Welcome to the Sock Drawer of Despair, where the socks go missing and the justifications never end. You are currently on Step 1 of our patented 3-step algorithm to recover your missing socks.
Step 1: Deny Responsibility - This is the part where you blame the socks for their own disappearance. You claim that they are secretly plotting against you, and that their disappearance is a clever ploy to avoid doing chores. Click here to proceed to Step 2, where you will learn to Blame the Sock Eater