Monochromatic Monarchy: The Algorithm of Socks
The 3-3 Algorithm: Because Who Needs Variety, Anyway?
In a world where socks go missing at an alarming rate, we've developed the 3-3 Algorithm, a system designed to optimize sock distribution and minimize sock-related existential dread.
Here's how it works:
- Categorize all socks into three bins: red, blue, and yellow.
- Sort each bin by size and color intensity.
- Assign each sock a unique, randomly generated ID number.
- Use an elaborate dance routine to retrieve socks from bins.
And that's it!
Now, go forth and join the Monochromatic Monarchy, where every day is a celebration of single-colored splendor!