Socks of Justification

Here, we calculate the optimal Sock-to-Shoe ratio for any given situation.

Algorithm

Our patented Sock-o-Meter takes into account:

• Sock elasticity (stretchiness factor)
• Foot size and shape
• Activity level (e.g. dancing, hiking, or just lounging)

Results are displayed in Socks Per Foot (SPF) units. A lower SPF indicates a better fit.

Results

For a 30-year-old, 5'9" man with a 12 size shoe, the Sock-o-Meter suggests:

30.5 Socks Per Foot

This means you should wear 30.5 socks per foot for optimal comfort and style. Don't forget to adjust for activity level and personal preference!

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