According to our advanced Sock Count 3.0 Algorithm, the sock drawer is currently experiencing a 2:1 ratio of mismatched socks to matching socks. This is a critical failure of the fabric of space and time.
We recommend immediately purchasing 20 new socks to rectify this situation and restore the fabric of space and time. But be warned, this may not be enough. We are currently running low on Emergency Socks.
We are not responsible for any lost or damaged socks, nor any emotional trauma caused by the existential dread of having to wear mismatched socks. But we are responsible for trying to help you, so visit our Sock Registry to track your socks and prevent further catastrophe.