Justifying your excuses since 2018.
For the most complex of problems, we've developed the Justification Algorithm 4.2, a system capable of justifying even the most outlandish excuses. With its patented Sudden Onset Rationalization Technology (SORT), this algorithm will spin your excuse into a convincing web of deceit.
Features:
Advanced Sudden Onset Rationalization - Our SORt technology ensures that your excuse is delivered with the speed and ferocity of a freight train.
Unlimited Justification Templates - Choose from our extensive library of pre-made templates to ensure your excuse fits your specific needs.
Real-Time Excuse Generation - Get instant feedback on your excuse, ensuring you're always on track.
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