Socks of Shame: The Algorithm

This is the algorithmic hub of our Socks of Shame, where we calculate the perfect ratio of shame-to- sock-to-embarrassment. It's a delicate balance, but someone's gotta do it.

• Sock of Justification - Where we find the perfect excuse for your socks
• Socks of Shame: The prophets of doom - Where we find the socks that will lead you to ruin
• Socks of Justification: The sequel - Where we try again, but worse this time
• Socks of Shame: The algorithm - The original, the one that started it all