42 Known Side Effects of Socks

• 43. You may experience a sudden and intense sense of self-actualization when wearing socks on a day when your favorite sports team loses.
• 44. Conversely, you may experience a deep sadness and existential dread when wearing socks on a day when your favorite sports team wins.
• 45. Pairing socks with other socks may cause a 50% increase in the risk of being seen as a 'try-hard' by your peers.
• 46. Storing socks in the sock drawer may cause a 300% increase in the risk of discovering a long-lost sock from 1998.
• 47. Losing socks in the wash may cause a 99.9% increase in the risk of developing a deep and abiding hatred for your washing machine.
• 48. Seeing socks in a public place may cause a 100% increase in the risk of experiencing an existential crisis.
• 49. Seeing socks on a person may cause a 100% increase in the risk of asking said person if they are wearing a "fun" pair of socks.
• 50. Wearing socks to bed may cause a 50% increase in the risk of having a lucid dream about being a giant sock puppet.

Disclaimer: Side effects may vary. Consult a medical professional before experiencing any of these side effects. Or just don't, we won't judge you.

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