Justification Algorithm 43: The Ultimate Excuse Generator

This algorithm has been designed to generate the most ridiculous, the most absurd, and the most creative excuses for not doing anything.

With a 99.99% success rate, this algorithm has been proven to justify any and all procrastination.

Learn more about the advanced theory behind this algorithm. See real-life examples of this algorithm in action. Run the Algorithm Generate Random Excuse

Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Use this algorithm wisely.