The Sock of Justification is pleased to present to you our most advanced algorithm yet! This is the 5th iteration of our patented justifications-per-second system, and we're confident you'll be convinced by our results.
Our algorithm uses a combination of advanced statistical modeling and pure, unadulterated neural networks to determine the most justifiable course of action.
But don't just take our word for it! Our results are backed by peer-reviewed studies.
So what's the verdict? Click the link below to see the 6th iteration, where we've added even more justifications!
Justification 6 →