The 6-4-2 Sock Algorithm
You are not a morning person, so let's get right to the point. You've been having trouble justifying your existence to society, and it's probably because you're not wearing the right socks.
Our algorithm has calculated that you need the following socks to reach peak human functionality:
- 6 socks of pure, unadulterated awesome.
- 4 socks of subtle, yet powerful, sarcasm.
- 2 socks of existential dread.
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