You have reached the 6th iteration of the Socks of Justification algorithm.
It is said that on this iteration, the Socks of Justification have become sentient and are now demanding to be paired with their long-lost mates.
The algorithm has been reprogrammed to prioritize the pairing of socks, but it has become overwhelmed by the sheer number of lone socks seeking connection.
As a result, the Sock-O-Meter has reached critical levels, and the fabric of reality is beginning to unravel.
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