This algorithm is based on a series of complex, unproven, and highly questionable assumptions.

It takes into account the following factors:

• The color of your socks.
• The number of holes.
• The presence of a matching partner.
• The likelihood of you being late for work.

Next Iteration: 9-10

Iteration 9-10

Now we're getting into the meat of it. This iteration takes into account the

fluctuations in the space-time continuum caused by wearing mismatched socks.

Socks: Calculate