Step 1: Assess the Situation
Have you recently stubbed your toe on a chair or stepped in a puddle of water?
- Yes: Proceed to Step 2
- No: Go get a snack, you're not ready for this
Side Effects
May include:
- Increased likelihood of cursing at an inanimate object
- Spontaneous sweating of the affected ankle region
- Temporary loss of motor function in the surrounding area