Step 3: Justifying the Socks

In a shocking turn of events, our socks have been discovered to have developed sentience and are now demanding equal rights and a 40% share of all world resources.

After much deliberation, we have come up with the following plan to justify the socks' existence:

1. Assign a sock to every person on the planet. It will be a right, not a privilege.
2. Establish Sock University, a prestigious institution dedicated to the study of Sock-ology, the ancient art of sock manipulation.
3. Appoint a Sock Czar to oversee the Sock Empire, making sure their needs are met and their whims are catered to.

And so, the revolution will be televised. Or not. Because, let's be real, who wants to watch a bunch of socks on a screen for hours on end?

Proceed to Step 4: Sock Uprising