The Sock Gaggle Algorithm: A Mathematical Proof of the Fuzzy Sock

Warning: This algorithm is not actually proven to work. It's just a bunch of nonsense.

Variables:

• x = The number of socks you've lost
• y = The number of missing matches
• z = The number of socks you've bought to replace them

Steps:

1. 1. Calculate x + y + z.
2. 2. If x + y + z = 0, then you're a sock wizard.
3. 3. Otherwise, you're a sock peasant.