Ascending by Thread Count: V5

Because you asked for it, we've updated our algorithmic sock sorting videos to include the most requested feature: ascending by thread count!

Watch as our patented Sock-o-matic 5000 sorts your socks with the most efficiency, from the finest 100% Egyptian cotton to the most questionable 50/50 blends.

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