Are you tired of the Sock Drawer Sisyphean cycle? Do you yearn for a system that can tame the chaos of your sock collection?
This behemoth of a program sorts your socks with the precision of a Swiss watch and the ferocity of a thousand tiny, fluffy kittens.
Using advanced image recognition, SockSort 9000 identifies each sock with pinpoint accuracy, distinguishing between matching and non-matching, striped and plain, and even detecting that one pesky lone sock that just won't fit in.
Our proprietary algorithm, 'Socko', uses a combination of machine learning and pure, unadulterated brute force to sort your socks into neat, tidy piles.
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