Sorting Socks by Dream Interpretation

A bold and absurd new frontier in laundry science

Using our proprietary algorithm, we sort your socks by the hidden meanings behind your subconscious's deepest desires.

Sort by Ancient Ritual

We sort your socks based on the mystical connections between thread color and celestial bodies.

Warning: this method may result in socks being sorted into neat little piles of 'sun' and 'moon'.

We sort your socks based on the whimsical connections between sock material and the weather outside.

Warning: this method may result in socks being sorted into piles of 'sunny', 'raining', and 'snowy'.