This is a collection of justifications for why your socks are the most interesting thing in the world.
They're like, totally unique, man. Like, you can find a million of them, but each one's like, totally different, you know?
And don't even get me started on the holes! Like, have you ever noticed how the holes in your socks are like, totally random? It's like, some are big, some are small, some are in weird places... it's like, who needs socks that just work, am I right?
So, like, if you ever need some justifications for your socks, you know, just come here, and, like, we'll totally have some.
Other Justifications:
