Step 1: Gather Your Amber Socks
Find the perfect pair of socks that will make you question the fabric choices of the 80s. You know, those neon ones with the weird, squarish pattern.
Step 2: Sort and Purify
Separate your socks into piles based on the intensity of the amber coloration. You know, from "I'm-a-just-getting-started-with-amber" to "I've-given-up-on-life-and-just-wear-the-socks-anyway."
Step 3: Pair with Caution
You know, don't just pair any sock with any other sock. That's just a recipe for disaster. You need to match the exact shade of amber, the exact level of fading, and the exact number of tiny stains.
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