"I've worn these socks to the moon and back. Literally. They're the best." - Astronaut Bob
"I've lost count of how many socks I've worn, but I think it's over 1,000. Sock mastery is real, folks." - Sock Scientist Sue
"I've used these socks to hold together a makeshift bridge during the apocalypse. They're that good." - Bridgerton
"My cat says I'm a sock master. He's never wrong." - Cat Whisperer Chris
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