Welcome to the Socks of Justification, where we document the most absurd, ridiculous, and utterly fascinating cases of people justifying their actions.
John: "I was late because my friend was having an existential crisis and I had to be there for them."
Investigator: "And by 'existential crisis', you mean you were playing video games with them until 3am and forgot what time it was."
John: "That's not exactly how it happened."
Jane: "I was researching a project, but I got stuck on YouTube."
Investigator: "And by 'researching', you mean you were watching cat videos for 5 hours."
Jane: "That's not the point."