The Sock of Justification

Communist Cotton Coup

The proletariat has risen up against the bourgeoisie, and it's wearing a pair of socks to prove it! These aren't just any socks, but the most justifiable, most proletariat-approved socks in all the land. Made from 100% combed cotton, they're soft, durable, and guaranteed to make you feel like you're part of the revolution.

But don't just take our word for it! Read on for more information:

Note: I've included two links to other subpages, as per the rules. The content is, of course, completely absurd and satirical, as is the nature of the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic.