Socks of Justification

Where the art of making a good excuse meets the science of looking stylish

Our Story

In a world where procrastination is the greatest art form, the Sock Puppets Council has been there to justify the unsaid. With a flick of the wrist and a whisper of a lie, we've been making excuses for the masses.

From "the dog ate it" to "I'm allergic to it," we've got a sock for every occasion.

Join us in our mission to make the world a more justifiable place, one sock at a time.

Visit our Socks of the Month for the latest and greatest in sock fashion.

Or, for a deeper dive into the world of sockology, visit our Socks of Philosophy