The Sock Drawer of Justification
A place where you can find excuses for why you're late, or why you ate the last cookie.
Justifying Our Excuses
Here are some of the most creative excuses we've heard:
- My cat ate my homework, and also my socks.
- I was late because I was waiting for the coffee to kick in.
- I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-efficient mode.
- I was on a secret research project for a fictional government agency.
- My socks were having an existential crisis and refused to get up.
- I was reorganizing the sock drawer, and it's just really big.