Justifying the Universe | 37 reasons to not even try
Warning: the following list is not actually going to make the universe make sense, but it'll be fun to try
- 1. The universe is a big, loud, messy place, and we're just here for the free pizza
- 2. The laws of physics are just a suggestion
- 3. The meaning of life is to find the best coffee shop
- 4. The universe is 99.9% made of darkness, but 0.1% made of awesome
- 5. Time is relative, but so are your chances of winning the lottery
- 6. We're all just tiny, insignificant specks of dust, but we like to think we're not
- 7. The universe is a big place, and we're all just trying to find our way in the dark
- 8. The laws of thermodynamics are just a myth
- 9. We're all just a bunch of apes in space, but with better haircuts
- 10. The universe is expanding, but so are our waistlines
- 11. The speed of light is the speed limit, but we're all just speeding by
- 12. We're all just cosmic nomads, wandering through space and time
- 13. The laws of probability are just a guideline (or not)
- 14. The universe is 99.9% made of cheese (we like to think)
- 15. Time is relative, but so are your chances of getting a raise
- 16. We're all just stardust, but with a really good Spotify playlist
- 17. The laws of gravity are just a suggestion (seriously, don't try that)
- 18. The universe is infinite, but so are your excuses for not doing laundry
- 19. We're all just tiny, insignificant specks of dust, but with a really good Wi-Fi signal
- 20. The laws of quantum mechanics are just a bunch of made-up stuff
- 21. The universe is a big, loud, messy place, but we're all just trying to fit in
- 22. The laws of entropy are just a myth
- 23. We're all just cosmic nomads, wandering through space and time, but with better maps
- 24. The universe is expanding, but so are our waistlines
- 25. The speed of light is the speed limit, but we're all just speeding by
- 26. We're all just tiny, insignificant specks of dust, but with a really good sense of humor
- 27. The laws of thermodynamics are just a guideline (or not)
- 28. The universe is a big, loud, messy place, but we're all just here for the free pizza
- 29. The laws of probability are just a bunch of made-up stuff
- 30. We're all just cosmic nomads, wandering through space and time, but with really good snacks
- 31. The laws of gravity are just a suggestion (seriously, don't try that)
- 32. The universe is 99.9% made of cheese (we really like to think)
- 33. Time is relative, but so are your chances of getting a raise
- 34. We're all just stardust, but with a really good Spotify playlist
- 35. The laws of quantum mechanics are just a bunch of made-up stuff
- 36. The universe is a big, loud, messy place, but we're all just trying to fit in
- 37. The laws of entropy are just a myth (but not really)
And that's it! 37 reasons to not even try justifying the universe. If you're still confused, don't worry, you're not alone. Just go back to the start and try again. Or just order a pizza and forget about it.
Try justifying the universe anyway, we dare you!