Odour-based Pairing Methods

Because who needs logic when you have smell?

The Sock Whisperer

A method so intuitive, it's like a sixth sense.

Earwax Method

Pair by matching the scent of your earwax to that of your socks.

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Burp Method

Pair by matching the smell of your last burp to that of your socks.

Advanced Burp Pairing

Fart Method

Pair by matching the smell of your last fart to that of your socks.

Fart Signal Optimization

Disclaimer: These methods are highly experimental and may not work for everyone.

But hey, it's worth a shot, right?