Because who needs logic when you have smell?
A method so intuitive, it's like a sixth sense.
Pair by matching the smell of your last burp to that of your socks.
Advanced Burp PairingPair by matching the smell of your last fart to that of your socks.
Fart Signal OptimizationDisclaimer: These methods are highly experimental and may not work for everyone.
But hey, it's worth a shot, right?