Because, let's be real, you probably still need some justification for your life choices.
As you wander through life, it's easy to get caught up in rationalizations. But what if you had a magical repository of excuses to draw from? Welcome to the Sock Drawer.
Here, you'll find a vast collection of just-in-case scenarios, because who needs actual self-awareness when you can just make stuff up?
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Remember, these are just suggestions. You do you, human. Just don't expect us to bail you out of trouble.