Justificationalism: The Sock Game

Justificationalism is a philosophical movement that seeks to justify the existence of socks. It's a bold new world where socks are more than just a piece of cloth, but a fundamental aspect of human existence.

Key Principles:

• 1. Socks are a fundamental human right
• 2. Socks are a form of personal expression
• 3. Socks are a source of comfort and joy

Justificationalist Manifesto

"Justificationalism is not just a movement, it's a revolution. A revolution of the mind, a revolution of the heart, and a revolution of the sock drawer."

Read the full manifesto

Join us in our quest for sock supremacy!