Step 1: Acknowledge the Problem

Admitting you have a sock problem is the first step to recovery. It's like the 12-step program for your feet.

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Step 2: Sort and Purge

Separate the clean from the dirty, the matched from the mismatched. It's like a sock intervention, but without the intervention.

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Step 3: Prioritize Your Socks

Choose wisely, dear reader, for the fate of your socks is in your hands. Or should I say, on your feet?

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Step 4: Maintain and Rebuild

Keep your socks in check, lest they consume you whole. It's like a never-ending battle, but one you can win with the right strategy.

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