The Socks of Quantum Entanglement
Quantum entanglement is the process by which a pair of socks become so inextricably linked that they can never be separated, no matter the distance between them.
Causes of Quantum Entanglement
- Wearing the same socks in the wash
- Stepping on the cat's favorite blanket
- Using a washing machine that also washes relationships
This list is by no means exhaustive, but it is a good starting point. For more information on quantum entanglement, see our page on Quantum Fluctuations.
Quantum FluctuationsPreventing Quantum Entanglement
Preventing quantum entanglement is a matter of personal preference, but we recommend the following:
- Wash your socks separately
- Use a washing machine that doesn't also wash relationships
- Never, ever, wear matching socks